All of my enemies better run for their lives when I get rich and famous, because I’ll go on a killing spree.

Most humans learn by observation, and the public is learning that if you’re rich, you can get away with almost anything.

Want to kill your wife, her friend and dismember your neighbor? You guessed it; get rich quick.

Robert Durst, millionaire and real estate heir, recently jumped on the celebrity bandwagon of death.

Not only did Durst hide as a mute woman after the investigation was reopened about his first wife’s disappearance, but he was also linked to a woman’s death who was mysteriously murdered before she could be questioned about Durst’s wife.

Durst was found not guilty, Tuesday, of murdering his 71-year-old neighbor, Morris Black, dismembering him and throwing the corpse into the Gulf of Mexico.

He claimed that when wrestling for the gun, it accidentally went off, killing Black. Durst panicked, dismembered the body and dumped it in order to hide the evidence.

What’s happening here is a failure to communicate! Killing and not being convicted because of money is bad, not good.

It doesn’t seem fair that if some nobody shoved numerous amounts of drugs up his/her nose, took part in prostitution or murdered his/her wife or husband, they would be turned into social pariahs and left to rot in jail.

However, if somebody rich or famous does it, not only do they get away with it, but they get more money, fame and recognition.

R. Kelly was not only caught having sex with a minor on videotape, but urinating on her as well (maybe that’s how he marks his territory).

Yet he continues to sell albums and being loved and adored by numerous fans.

I’m willing to bet that Ted Bundy, serial killer of women, could probably guest star on “The Man Show” sharing a beer with the host and laughing about how “the bitches just wouldn’t stop nagging him.”

Or perhaps Charles Manson could get paid to go on tour with Marilyn Manson, joining together in the “Yuppies Must Die” tour sponsored by Burger King. Maybe they would release a duet single of “Free Bird.”

Sure, this probably sounds a little sick. But sick to me is anyone getting away with murder because fool judges, cops or lawyers are either star-struck or bought out.

And the public seems to forget that real crimes are being committed here.

For instance, people are constantly laughing and joking about the O.J. Simpson trial.

Oh my god, you’re right…that is so damn funny that an innocent woman’s neck was so severely cut that her head nearly came off, and an innocent man was viciously murdered.

But don’t worry everyone, I’m sure Simpson will find his wife’s killer on the golf course.